Poly, Weakly: Episode 377 (Minx gets committed?)

-She and LG start by announcing that they're podcasting in bed and naked.  Lunch just loosened itself and started up my GI tract.
-She said she wanted to share their vows, but I swear to G_d it sounded like she said she wanted to share their vowels, which made me think of LG in a Vanna White
wig.  Lunch is well into the esophagus now.
-CM tells us that she hasn't moved in with LG to form a poly kinky group household because of pet allergy issues.  Seriously?  How 'bout LG's long-suffering wife
or the fact that CM is so vanilla and terrified of committment and that she thinks that BDSM stands for Barely Does Serial Monogamy?
-She called his dick a "weewee".  That ain't a ringing endorsement of a horsecock.  I'm picturing him holding his dick to pee with one hand and getting three fingers wet.
-I'm seriously only 8 minutes in?
-He's talking about "bathroom moments"; I'm so bored, I'm wishing it was what it sounded like. FML.
-CM: (referencing church) "I like saying the same thing over and over".  We have 377 episodes that attest.
-She said that a sparkly ring was a personal goal.
-She also said "1920s Edwardian style".  While inaccurate as hell, it was still one of the lesser dumb statements
-She was surprised that it took him 2 hours to write out their vows into a book.  Clearly, She's never read the text to the Magic cards from his time at Wizards of the Coast.
-His arm was "all out of shape" the next day.  Martial artist Barney Fife?
-Their ceremony included the line, "making a public declaration of our intent to continue mingling our lives"  Wow.  That's like posting your daily to-do list to tumblr, but less public.
-L, you're either really strong to keep from retching constantly, or you've got a whole separate universe where your conscious mind goes.
-I can't tell if LG is as dumb as he sounds, or sounds smarter than he is.
-18 minutes?  No fuckin' way.  This is like a Terrence Malik film festival.
-Okay, now we have the audio of the hand-fasting as officiated by L.
-Ooh, in calling CM her metamor, L sounds like she choked on something.  Seriously, she could barely get the word out.  Run, woman!
-CM: "...when I first saw you, before I even met you, you made me laugh, you made me cringe, and you made me cry,..."  Dude, she just said she laughed at you and found you
-repulsive.  I didn't hear L step in to counter the claim.
-Oh shit, she just just took a dump on her relationship with Greydancer.
-She just agreed to keep at the relationship until it is no longer good for her, him, and anyone who joins it.  No love for L, huh?
-Why does his reading of his vows sound so much like a Dungeon Master reading the description of the Crypt of Elemental Evil?
-Wait, he said CM was the best bet he never paid, and then L says, "I paid." Uh, yeah, honesty in poly, eh?
-L just told CM to "take (her) leftovers".  I guess the honesty in poly thing wasn't a joke. L, you rock!
-Minx calls out a donation while whining about the "dry spell" and reminding us that even the $1.99 ones count.  So she's cheap, but wishes she wasn't.  Aren't we all?
-Episode overall?  Lost two IQ points(INT) and three sanity points (SAN).  Have the DM roll on the neurosis table.