Poly, Weakly: Episode 375 (Mommy, where'd the winter coat money go?)

-LG claims he used to make adult videos and that resulted in angry viewer mail.  Who the fuck writes in to people in porn? "Dear Ms. Hartley, regarding your last double anal scene, I
feel that you're interactions with your fellow thespians rang hollow..."
-Also, LG in porn.  Thank G-d I'm drinking and therefore numb to the effects of those words.  Sobriety, this is why we cannot meet.
-CM announces that she's doing something different this week by turning the light on her relationship.  She turns the spotlight on herself.  Bask in it, folks.  It ain't coming around
again soon.  Oh, there it is.  And again.  Look kids, Big Ben!
-Hey guys, they're getting hand-fasted in Costa Rica.
-LG just compared himself to Henry V.  They're both pale and bearded, I guess.  Point LG?
-They're doing this on the beach.  In Costa Rica.  With friends.  "Oh, and L, of course."  That really was the line, no BS.  Also, no homo, as I've seen LG's pictures.
-Apparently L didn't even pretend to give a shit.  L has apparently agreed to tie them together.  Take my husband; please!
-They talk about searching for rings.  My level of give-a-shit reached the point where I was ready to tie their hands together as well.
-Even the ring designer told them to fuck off and just go buy an antique. CM appreciated that LG didn't care about her ring choice.  How considerate.
-LG congratulates himself for being so cool about the ring shopping thing.
-CM congratulates LG for being so cool about the ring shopping.
-LG concurs with CM's praise of him in the ring shopping.  He likes her liking him.  Does this count as a triad?  Does this count as a Happy Poly Moment?  Either way, I'm bored.
-Blah blah; something from Sweden about polys.  Fuck it.  Someone gave the podcast $150! Take that, Scandinavia!  Minx get's excited about this in the way she only gets about
donations.  Meanwhile, the donor's kids ask if they'll be getting the reduced-price school lunches next year as well.
-Yeah, it just got dark.