Poly, Weakly: Episode 376 (What's a sociopath? I'll show you in less than 15 minutes)

-It's only 14 minutes long.  Thank you, Jesus!  Wait, LG has Jesus hair. Hmmm.
-Hey guys, they're getting hand-fasted in Costa Rica.  It's in Costa Rica!
-Letter from a secondary who's partner's wife is dying and wants the secondary to bow out.  CM says she's been in this situation before.  I spit take before she can clarify that it's
just like when Graydancer's wife wanted her to keep her filthy whore hands of of their family silverware (worded based on the tone used.  She may have meant dirty homewrecker paws.
Just editorializing).  Point Minx.
-According to LG, anyone else's opinion "including the wife's, are only worth so much".  Listen close and you can actually hear the sound of CM's elusive conscience knocking.  Seriously,
listen to minute 6:10.  You can hear her sharp intake of breath.
-Whew, crisis narrowly averted.  CM compares this to her being willing to step in recently to fuck LG when his wife was feeling ill.  Minx, I've got the Nobel committee on the phone!  Their
sociopathy-based award has its first nominee.
-Nine minutes in.  Minx says LG just said something wise.  He wisely agrees with that assessment. The wisdom bursts from this podcast like a moist fart.
-The Happy Poly Moment has adults in tribes eating pizza while wearing footie pajamas.  Apparently, no ghost stories were told.  Happy Poly Moment my ass.
-Hey guys, they're getting hand-fisted on the beach in Costa Rica!  It's in Costa Rica!  Apparently this is the show's new tagline.  It's still worlds better than "It's not all about the
sex".
-Another minute of this episode and I would have been test-fitting my mouth for a .45.  Seriously.  I've done three in one night.  Put me down like a gimped racehorse.