Reddit, Solved: What's the Difference Between my Home and a Motel?

Platesandteacups asks:

"Everyone understands that even a Motel 6 has to pay for toilet paper, coffee, clean towels, water, detergent, housekeepers, electricity. Guess what? I have to pay for that too, and I pay for nice quality so my lovers can have a pleasant experience. People understand that if you want the nice versions of that shit in a hotel you pay for a nicer place, and your room rate will raise accordingly. If you can't afford the hotel you might decide not to take that vacation. So why am I expected to host for free?

A single unmarried person working full time to manage a household of my own while hosting/traveling to visit three lovers who all have homes and partners (but don't want to split the bills or home responsibilities) feels unfair."

So the issues here is that Plates has three partners who are all in primary relationships with other people and each drop by Plates' house once a week for nookie and cuddles.  Well, the problem is not the nookie, but all the linens dirtied and dogs to be fed.  

If only all problems were this simple.  In our household, we use Quicken Quick Reports to generate billing records that can be quickly sent our other partners.  Rather than let countless hours of sex and other affection continue as countless, we maintain good records and that is amply rewarded at tax time.  Remember, it's not all about the sex; you can bill for breakfast the next morning, in addition to back rubs, time spent watching "Firefly" and food consumed while servicing the other partner's needs.  With Quicken, it's easy peasy, and super romantic!  Our motto here at SoT has always been, "Have fun, and keep your receipts!"